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Fashion is Danger
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Vocals by Jemaine Clement
Bret Mackenzie
Appearances By Jemaine Clement
Bret Mackenzie
Murray Hewitt

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"Fashion is Danger" was featured in the episode New Zealand Town and is performed by Jemaine Clement and Bret Mackenzie.


After trying out different hair styles with their newly introduced hair gel, Bret and Jemaine appear as stylish 80's glam rockers, who are idolized by their fans and the paparazzi. The song makes various reference to the 80's such as Ronald Reagen, Margaret Thatcher, and "Jazzercize".


Lyrics for Fashion is Danger from New Zealand Town

Fashion / F-F-F-F-F-Fashion / F-Fashion / S-S-Style / War / L-L-L-Look Look Look

I'm avant-garde, I'm the heir, I'm the vogue / I'm the she she ooh he he / I'm the man a la mode / I'm the edge / I'm the chic / I'm the taste / I'm larger than life with just a hint of lace

Pr-Pr-President Reagan / Thatcher Th-Th-Thatcher / Jazzercize / L-L-Lipgloss

Oooooh oooh ooh / You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger / You think fashion's your friend, my friend / Fashion is danger

(Posing) Posing at the bar / (Posing) Posing sitting down / (Posing) Posing in the distance / (Posing) Posing with my arm / (Posing) Posing with my leg / (Posing) Posing like a swan / (Posing) Posing for a portrait / Posing a threat!

Hey H-H-Hey Hey / Yeah Oooo-ooh

You think you know fashion, well fashion's a stranger / You think fashion's your friend, my friend / Fashion is danger

Moscow / Berlin / Paris / London / Tokyo / Wellington / Rome / Geneva / New York City / N-N-N-N-N-New York City

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The Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room) · Robots · I'm Not Crying · Inner City Pressure · Boom · Rock the Party · Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymnoceros · Think About It · Song for Coco · If You're Into It · She-Wolf · Pencils in the Wind · Happy Birthday, Sally · Song for Sally · Business Time · Bowie · Bret, You Got It Going On · Albi the Racist Dragon · Mutha'uckas · Leggy Blonde · Foux du Fafa · A Kiss Is Not a Contract · Mermaids · Ladies of the World · The Prince of Parties · Cheer Up, Murray · Frodo (Don't Wear the Ring) · Bret's Angry Dance · Doggy Bounce · Rejected · Femident Toothpaste · Angels · Sugalumps · You Don't Have to be A Prostitute · Rap (Is Not Very Good) · Hurt Feelings (Reprise) · Stay Cool · Like In My Dreams · Friends · Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor · Do Australians Feel Love · Carol Brown · We're Both in Love with a Sexy Lady · Canine Pepilepsy · Love is Your Weapon of Choice · I Love Dogs with Epilepsy · Scarborough Fair · Demon Woman · 오! 그대여 춤추자 · Fashion is Danger · Bret's Day · I Told You I Was Freaky · Petrov, Yelyena, & Me