|Vocals by||Bret McKenzie|
|Heard in||A Good Opportunity|
|Appearances By||Bret McClegnie|
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After being hired by Martin Clark to do a commercial for a woman's toothpaste, Bret and Jemaine wrote a jingle that was used in the melody, which described women before instructing them to use the toothpaste. In the commercial for the song, Bret and Jemaine appeared dressed as toothpaste coming out of toothpaste tubes.
Lyrics for Femident Toothpaste from A Good Opportunity
You're a woman and you love to weave / You're a woman, you have woman's needs / I know you'll have women's rights / You're a woman with teeth now take a bite
Of Femident Toothpaste, yeah / For your feminine dental care / Oh yeah / Oh Femident Toothpaste / Femident, Femident... Femident