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Vocals by Bret McKenzie
Jemaine Clement
Rhys Darby
Jim Gaffigan
Heard in Murray Takes It To The Next Level
Appearances By Bret McClegnie
Jemaine Clemaine
Murray Hewitt

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"Friends" was featured in the episode Murray Takes It To The Next Level and is performed by Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement, Rhys Darby and Jim Gaffigan.


"Friends", is sung by Bret, Jemaine, Murray and Jim, describes the sorts of things friends do for each other. The song predominantly takes place in a bowling alley, and mentioned several time during the song, is Jim's dislike for Bret and Jemaine.


Lyrics for Friends from Murray Takes It To The Next Level

Friends sing together / La, La, La, La / Friends do things together / La, La, La, La / Friends laugh together / Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha / Friends make graphs together / La, La, La, La

Friends help you when you're in danger / Friends are people who are not strangers / Friends help you shift into a new place / Tell you if you've got food on your face

Friends are the ones, on who you can depend / He's my friend, He's not my friend / Friends are the ones who are there at the end / He's my friend, They're not my friends

If you trip over I'll catch your fall / If you kick my dick, I won't break your balls / If you get drunk and vomit on me / I'll make sure you get home safely

If you cross the road and a truck struck you / I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you / I'll cheer you up if you're depressed / If you get murdered I'll avenge your death

Friends walk together / La, La, La, La / Pop and lock together

Me and him together / La, La, La, La / Me and Jim forever

Friends go jogging at the track / Friends borrow money never pay It back / Friends do not let friends do crack / Friends go out and grab a snack / Friends drink beer in the sun / Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one / Friends tell you when your fly's undone

My Uncle John had a special friend / They dressed alike, his name was Ben / I've never seen two friends like them / They were very very friendly men

La, La, La, La / Friends, Friends, Friends / La, La, La, La / Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends / La, La, La, La / Friends, Friends, Friends, Friends / La, La, La, La / Friends / La, La, La, La

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