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Hurt Feelings
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Vocals by Bret McKenzie
Jemaine Clement
Heard in The Tough Brets
Appearances By Bret McClegnie
Jemaine Clemaine

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"Hurt Feelings" was featured in the episode The Tough Brets and is performed by Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement.


After Bret's song which insulted many rappers personally, Murray warned Bret that rappers did have feelings. Murray then asked Bret and Jemaine if they had ever had their feelings hurt, prompting a song which listed four examples of times that they had hurt feelings.


Lyrics for Hurt Feelings from The Tough Brets

Some people say that rappers don't have feelings / We have feelings / Some people say we're not rappers / We're rappers / That hurts our feelings / Hurts our feelings when you say we're not rappers / Some people say that rappers are invincible / We're vincible / We're vincible / What you are about to hear are true stories / Real experiences / Autobiographical raps / Things that happened to us / All true / Bring the rhyme

I make a meal for my friends / Try to make it delicious / Try to keep it nutritious / Create wonderful dishes / Not one of them thinks about the way I feel / Nobody compliments the meal

I got hurt feelings / I got hurt feelings / I feel like a prize asshole / Nobody even mentions my casserole / I got hurt feelings / I got hurt feelings / Could have said something nice about my profiteroles

Here's a little story to bring a tear to your eye / I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive / But every suit I try was too big around the thighs / And the assistant suggested I try a ladies' size

I got hurt feelings / I got hurt feelings / I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit / I'm a man / I got hurt feelings / I got hurt feelings / Get me a small man's wetsuit please

It's my birthday / Two-thousand three / Waiting for a call from my family / They forgot about me

I got hurt feelings / I got hurt feelings / The day after my birthday / Is not my birthday, mom

I call my friends / Say let's go into town / But they're all too busy / To go into town / So I go by myself / I go into town / Then I see all my friends / They're all in town

I got hurt feelings / I got hurt feelings / They're all lined up to watch that movie / Maid in Manhattan

Have you ever been told your ass is too big / Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig / Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed / Have you ever been told you got a weird-shaped head / Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away / Once again, they forgot about J / Were you ever called homo 'cause in school you took drama / Have you ever been told that you look like a llama

Tears of a rapper / Don't wanna make a rapper cry then watch what you say / I'm crying tears of a rapper / Pouring like the bullets of my AK / Gold plated tears of a rapper / These are the tears of a rapper now / These are diamond tears of a rapper / These are the bulletproof, twenty-four carat gold tears /

Of a rapper

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