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Rap (Is Not Very Good)
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Vocals by Bret McKenzie
Heard in The Tough Brets
Appearances By Bret McClegnie
Jemaine Clemaine

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"Rap (Is Not Very Good)" was featured in the episode The Tough Brets and is performed by Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement.


During a performance at the library, Bret plays this song. Due to his "dissing" of many popular rappers, he later becomes paranoid that they will try to kill him, and so he hires a gang to protect him.


Lyrics for Rap (Is Not Very Good) from The Tough Brets

Eminem is not very good / 50 Cent is not very good / Snoop Dogg is not very good / Mos Def is not very good / But the Rhymenoceros is very, very good

Bass solo / Bass solo over

Jay-Z is not very good / Lil Wayne is not very good / Queen Latifah is not very good

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