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"Stay Cool" - Flight of the Conchords

"Stay Cool" is a song  featured in the episode The Tough Brets and is performed by Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement, Rhys Darby, Adam Garcia, Frank Wood, Arj Barker, Feng Lui, Wai Ching Ho, Jamie Jackson, and Benjamin Howes. It is a paraody of the song "Cool"  from the musical "West Side Story."


As both Bret and Murray face different confrontations (obnoxious kids and vicious coworkers), their friends attempt to get them to "stay cool."


Lyrics for Stay Cool from The Tough Brets

Stay cool, Bret, stay cool / Stay cool, Bret / 冷静一点 (lěngjìng yīdiǎn), Bret / Bret, cool your jets, don't sweat / Don't flip, don't get upset / Bret, let it go daddy-o / Listen Bret, the kid's not a threat

I'm not gonna sleep 'til I've found him / I'll pound him / I bet he'll regret he ever messed with Bret from the Tough Brets

Stay cool, Bret / Bret, stay cool / Stay cool, Bret / Bret, stay cool / Stay cool, Bret / Bret, stay cool

Stay cool, Murray / Stay cool, Murray / Stay cool, Murray / What's the hurry?

Hello Murray glad I caught ya, who's this your daughter? / Your girlfriend looks great, you wanna date, just pulling your tit mate

Bam! / Pow! / Stay ! / Cool! / I'll bet you regret you ever messed with Bret and the Tough Brets!

Stay cool / Pow!

Flight of the Conchords Songs
The Most Beautiful Girl (in the Room) · Robots · I'm Not Crying · Inner City Pressure · Boom · Rock the Party · Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymnoceros · Think About It · Song for Coco · If You're Into It · She-Wolf · Pencils in the Wind · Happy Birthday, Sally · Song for Sally · Business Time · Bowie · Bret, You Got It Going On · Albi the Racist Dragon · Mutha'uckas · Leggy Blonde · Foux du Fafa · A Kiss Is Not a Contract · Mermaids · Ladies of the World · The Prince of Parties · Cheer Up, Murray · Frodo (Don't Wear the Ring) · Bret's Angry Dance · Doggy Bounce · Rejected · Femident Toothpaste · Angels · Sugalumps · You Don't Have to be A Prostitute · Rap (Is Not Very Good) · Hurt Feelings (Reprise) · Stay Cool · Like In My Dreams · Friends · Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor · Do Australians Feel Love · Carol Brown · We're Both in Love with a Sexy Lady · Canine Pepilepsy · Love is Your Weapon of Choice · I Love Dogs with Epilepsy · Scarborough Fair · Demon Woman · 오! 그대여 춤추자 · Fashion is Danger · Bret's Day · I Told You I Was Freaky · Petrov, Yelyena, & Me