Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor | ||||
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Vocals by | Bret McKenzie Jemaine Clement Arj Barker Randy Jones | |||
Heard in | Unnatural Love | |||
Appearances By | Bret McClegnie Jemaine Clemaine Dave Bouncer Keitha | |||
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"Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor" was featured in the episode Unnatural Love and is performed by Bret McKenzie, Jemaine Clement and Arj Barker, with a special guest appearance by Randy Jones.
Summary[]
After Dave asks Bret and Jemaine to give him more space on the dance floor, the band sings this dance track about a nightclub populated by too many men. In the scene prior to the video, the nightclub appears to have women inside, however, during the song it is strictly males appearing. Jemaine cites many males in attendance, in addition to three who are on leave from the army. During the video, the bouncer that was present outside at the beginning of the episode, is leading the conga line. At the end of the video, Jemaine can be seen seducing and then dancing with Keitha.
Lyrics[]
Lyrics for Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor from Unnatural Love Going to the party / Sipping on Bacardi / Want to meet a hottie / But there's Adam, Steve and Marty / There's Billy, Tod and Tommy / They're on leave from the army / The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami Tell the fellas, make it understood / It ain't no good, if there's too much wood / Make sure you know, before you go / The dance floor, bro:hoe ratio / Five to One is a brodeo / Tell Steve and Mark it's time to go / Wait outside all night to find / Twenty dudes in a conga line Too many dicks on the dance floor / Easy to fix / Too many dicks on the dance floor / Spread out the dicks Too many dudes, with too many dicks / Too close to my shit / Too hard to meet chicks / I need better odds / More broads, less rods / I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle-prods Too many men / Too many boys / Too many misters / Not enough sisters / Too much time on too many hands / Not enough ladies, too many mans Too many dicks / Too many dongs / Too many shlongs / Now sing this song / Too many dicks on the / Too many dicks on the / Dicks on the dicks on the / Dicks dicks dance dicks / Dick-dick-dick-dick-dicks on the dancefloor |